Welcome to The Smart Donkey. You're privileged to be here.
No, seriously...you are. We could care less if you come or go.
Confuzzled? Spare a few minutes and explore the site.
It'll come to you soon enough.

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Ummm...why the salami you wonder?

It isn't EXACTLY your TRADITIONAL meat.

Click the image to see what helps to keep a SmartDonkey loaded
with vim, vigor, vitality, and
something that rhymes with wit!

(It also ups the gas factor by a power of three.)