The REAL Smart Food

CHECK OUT what we at the THE SMART DONKEY have been sticking in our mouths!

Thaaaaat's riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhht - REAL Donkey Meat!

What you're looking at is the certified label for, well-cured, donkey meat. It arrived from France none too long ago and has become a staple food for any true SmartDonkey. This stuff is the REAL Smart Food. If YOU want to be a Smart Donkey...well there's NO BETTER WAY than to eat Donkey. BTW, the meat tasted great. No gamey quality at all. Just pure, rich, flavorful, Donkey Essence. The only side-effect is a strong desire to BRAY and KICK at the air behind you. Followers beware!